holy fucking shit

ACTION SPEAKS LOUDER THAN WORDS (ironic why i said this)

2008-05-23T08:39:00.000-07:00

SAGE IS ALIVE !

2007-03-21T18:11:00.000-07:00

i know its been years since i updated and my chatbox thingy died, but i dont give a damn. maybe just one or two damns, but not too many. anyways you all still suck and i still love everyone. this holy land was resurrected thanks to a certain someone, yes you know who you are. i cannot remember the last time i laughed so loudly in the early morning, other than the time when i saw that guy's penis from across the block. woa fuckkkkkkkkk.

p.s. people from the block across mine, please keep your private parts to yourself, its not called a private part for nothing, or it'll be called a public part. thanks, muacks.

anyways, behold.... an msn convo. being a nice guy, i blurred the face and did some scribbling, so as to protect the rights of our dear noob.

the image is blur, click on it and see the WHOLE THING.

part2

NOOB.

!!!!!!!!!!! movies !!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-10-13T06:14:00.000-07:00

YAY ! rejoice for the great revival of the SAGE....

Anyway.

This is obviously a post about penguins, as mentioned in the title.

movies get really boring sometimes . why ? i'll tell you.

HORROR - horror movie stinks, its totally full of fuck.

HOW HORROR MOVIES BEGIN

1. stupid science experiments go wrong, unleashing extremely ugly looking bitches to harm us.

2.GHOSTS / VAMPIRES / SHITHEADS / whatever those legends or myths have to offer are out to haunt the people.

3.ALIENS suck ass. they appear all of a sudden, and tries to kill us . but i can jolly well understand. i know the reason why .

above is the fucking reason.

NO, dont be silly , aliens dont want to eat us , they just want to murder the shit out of us an steal our amazing technology.

Despite the aliens having laser guns and proton cannons and all that bullcrap, they have no entertainment. what do they do when they are free ? they watch wrestling. and what do they do when wrestling shows are over ? they come to EARTH to kill us.

AND JUST HOW DO horror movies end ?

1.everybody in the show dies. you have just been cheated of your money.

2.everybody but the couple dies. you have still been cheated of your money.

3. OK SMART ASS, i know that there are slightly different endings, but horror sucks so much, it is sucking the air out of my lungs , and with that, i am unable to continue writing about just how sucky it is.

MOVIES about sports

WOA WOA WOA WOA WOA . total nonsense.

the team or person meets a great rival/opposition in the competitions, and then loses. and in the end, the taem wins. YAY .

space jam or mighty ducks or mighty fucks or whatever shit sports movies suck till the end of the striped panties

the only movie that i have seen that was about sports and was totally hardcore, was MILLION DOLLAR BABY. it OWNS.

WAR MOVIES !

these movies are crazy good. most of the time alot of bloodshed and CG and stuff. good storylines most of the time. whether its star was or kingdom of heaven or saving private ryan, they were pretty entertaining. i shall not use any profanity in this section to show my respect for this genre.

HOLLYWOOD style

hardcore racism- its either an action movie about a white guy beating up ALOT of chinese dudes, or a chinese guy thrashing ALOT of white ass.

car haters- nobody hates cars as much as hollywood. just look at the amount of cars that they destroyed in X-men 3 or XXX , what the fuck ?

these are golden movie equations

amount of money spent on meaningless destruction is not proportionate to the succes of the movie

the better looking the character is , the less likely it is for him/her to die

if there is no explosion in it, that action movie sucks

if there is no dying in it, that horror movie sucks

if there is no women in it, that romance film is gay

sports movies suck 99% of the time,if you want to see some sports stuff, watch ESPN, it doesnt fucking help to watch movies.

if the movie poster sucks, so will the movie

well

thats

enough

til next time

with love and crap

the very sexy sage trying

to make the shape of a christmas

tree

this

not

easy

final destination 4253265

2006-06-08T02:30:00.000-07:00

this are the most retarded kind of deaths. there is nothing you can do other than cry like a baby and hope that it doesn't happen to you .

12. You get killed by a super market trolley, smoehow

11. Like the people in LOST, you survive a plane crash, but later the lightning strikes you to death. totally anti-climax shit.

10. Die choking on ice-cream. Ice creams melts, so how the hell do you die choking on ice-cream ? If you somehow die of that, I hope you reincarnate soon.

9. ... You walk out of the shopping centre, carrying all the stupid shits that you buy from capitalist bastards, then WHOOSH ! your body is chopped into half by a faulty automatic sliding door.

8. When celebrating your birthday, somebody throws a birthday cake at your face, and you die of suffocation. Everybody else parties over your dead body, because they are all drunk.

7. You get knocked over by a train, because you went onto the tracks to retrieve your $2 slippers .

6. You die while having sex....... seriously, WHAT THE FUCK ? cyber sex ?

5. you die trying to pronounce the word hierarchical

4. you fall of a chair and die. I cannot picture this at all....

3. The meteorite that superman was in hits you while you are watching porn one day

2. The PS2 dual shock II controller vibrates you to death.

1. You choke on a fishball, but manage to get it out of your throat. And in 2 seconds time, because you are a greedy fucker, you eat another fishball, and this time, you choke to death.

along came an ah beng

2006-06-04T20:01:00.000-07:00

ah bengs rock. they are almost the only "culture" that we can really claim to be our own.

I was going home from an MRT station one day, when the annoyingly annoying announcements are made. It was something like "BLA BLA BLA darth vader eats jelly beans when he is naked yay bla bla

(then the most important part)

SIMI LAN SIMI LAN SIMI LAN

Then from behind me, an ah beng said to himself, "SIMI LAN JIAO ????"

(translates to WHAT THE cock/penis/dick/john thomas/male reproductive organ)

I almost laughed out. I knew it was disrepectful to laugh at our nation's pride, the high and mighty ah bengs.

SUCH COURAGE AND FREEDOM OF SPEECH !

I saluted him in the MRT station, hoping that he would continue to do our country proud.

Another thing.

Their dress codes are bold and simply amazing.

They used to have centre-parted hair, very tight no rules T-shirts and a comb sticking out of their back pocket.

As the times have changed, they have also moved on. We could see how much time has an impact on cultures. Not quite sure what they wear now, they wear almost anything. Keeping in mind, to be "HIP" and "TRENDY". YAY !

The funny part is that when ah bengs reach a certain age, they suddenly become normal people again, or some end up in jail or stuff. Its really weird. It is a teenage culture kind of thing, somewhat like puberty, it actually comes to an end.

Their accent is almost impossible to imitate, it sounds like they have about 5433 ants running up their asses. Totally pissed of all of the time, and mastered the art to speak with nothing but profanities. They are amazing people.

I hereby wish to set up SUPAB (pronounced as superb)

it stands for SINGAPORE'S UNITED PROTECTION FOR AH BENGS

to cherish these endangered species of humans, before they are all gone. What would we tell our future generations ? Like how our ancestors bullshitted about the dodo birds and panda bears and sabretooth tigers ? NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Imagine how sad it would be like that our future generations can only see them (referring to the ah bengs and ah lians and everything in between) in history text books. Such a tragic sight. Let us stand together and love them !

I have written a cheer to show my greatest sincerity

here goes

give me an "a"

give me an "n"

and skip everything in between !

(its ok to skip since they cannot understand what we are trying to articulate)

AHHHHHHH BENG !

ah beng ah beng drink SUGAR CANE !

I AM NOT SARCASTIC

OMG ! SAGE IS ALIVE AND KICKING,ASSES

2006-05-16T08:09:00.000-07:00

Its been so long since i updated. I hope you people out there are still alive too.

i have a new logo ! but don't really like it, would have a new one soon

Well, as usual, I shall impart more of my knowledge, so listen up, or you may choose to leave now and be an idiotic shit for the rest of your not so long lives.

ok,
anyway.

These are somethings that you should not do, or you would be condemned for the rest of eternity.

1. Don't dig your nose in public, unless you are on a TV show that requires you to do that or if someone pays you to do so. Its no point covering your nose when doing it, people would still know. So finger it elsewhere, don't be so horny. In ancient times, people would most probably stone you to death.

2. Never admit that you watch survivor. Even if you really like the show, which makes you an undeniable imbecile, don't show your love for it. It is the second worst show on Earth, the first being the purple dinosaur that just wouldn't eat the kids in the show. (do i have to spell it out ? B A R N E * ) To watch a whole series of survivor is surviving.

3. Don't dye your hair purple. oh please. I don't even want to talk about it. Its like Ribena is spilt on your head.

4. Return your library books on time.

5. Don't hump strangers. This applies to alot of kiasu fucks that i encounter everyday. When the damn bus is full, they would just bloody push and fuck their way throught the crowd, trying to tap their Ez link cards. Oh holy fucking cow testicles, could you just wait ? its not like you would be charged more if you wait a little longer. so please, don't hump innocent kids like me.

6. Order your food in an intelligent manner. Example. This moron before me says to the poor counter boy at Mcdonalds " erm one coke and fries, then another big mac meal, then double what i have just ordered ." WTF ? isnt that just 2 big mac meals, 2 cokes and 2 fries ? just say it clearly, i know we have learnt to solve problem sums, but ordering like that is being plain stupid. eating here or want to get your head sliced off you dumb bitch.

7. Don't watch tv mobile. OHHHHHHHH PLEASE ! the only thing they show there is diva on a dime. I have almost never seen anything else. whats worst then being humped by strangers on the bus ? Being humped by strangers on the bus + diva on a dime.......

8. Don't talk, or hum tunes or sing in public for no reason at all. Thats what separates a sane human from an insane one. Don't pretend you're using a earpice or some kind of communication gadget, because most people are only half-idiots, they would still realise that you're talking to yourself.

9. Don't wear short skirts if your legs look like ham. I describe such phenomenons as "combo leg murder". Stop tormenting the world, its disgusting enough as it is. About 8 out of 10 Singaporean dies because of this CLM (combo leg murder), AIDS ? cancer ? not as deadly as this shit.

10. KABOOM !

ok bye love you all !
will be back soon

The first post that is somewhat related to my life

2006-03-12T07:51:00.000-08:00

This post is a tragical one, be warned that the things that you are about to hear about might cause headaches or great discomforts near the area where there is alot of curly hair. (dont think dirty) anyway.

It was a bright and sunny morning. I went to watch a movie in the afternoon.( realise my great "twist in the story, from morning to afternoon) So being a moron, you would ask, which movie?

UNDERWORLD EVOLUTION

BIG FUCKING MISTAKE

Vampires fighting werewolves. what could go wrong? EVERYFUCKINGSHITTHING

i thought i would give the sequel a chance, because sequels are normally better, but once again...

BIG FUCKING MISTAKE

If you wanted to wank during some of the "sex scenes" in the movie, you would be greatly disappointed, because if you are an average human, you blink, and if you blink, you would have missed the sex scene. haha too bad, keep your tissue paper asshole.

The fight scenes were short and meaningless. This badass vampire flys in, and swoop, there is a teeny weeny bit of blood and no screaming . or is there? maybe ? who cares? bottom line, it was definitely not enough. To even set out to do a vampire "movie" the makers should be planning a pretty damn violent fight scenes, but this was pretty disappointing. i would say blade was better.

How about a scnene like that?

This might have been better

The story is totally fucking gay. First, there is this werewolf/vampire hybrid thingy, which sounded like some kind of asskicking hero that would save the world. But sadly, looks like the hulk

And why the fuck can Selina (kate) beat the shit out of almost every opponent when she is just a regular vampire. (this is mostly about the first underworld movie)

The guy who is always in the ship (i have no idea who he is, i can be bothered to care)

has 2 sons

one is a

vampire, while the other one is a werewolf

(matthew tried to explain to me)

WOW! POW!

WTF story is that? totaly uncool to the core of the ah beng nation, no matter how the creators try to explain this "interesting plot" i think its plain dumb

Selina (a vampire) had sex with _______ ( the vampire/werewolf dude)

Erm? So maybe catfishes can have sex with cats and fishes.

It just doesnt make any sense to me at all.

So whats their offspring gonna be??

a vampire/vampire/werewolf? or from an algebraic point of view, 2 vampire 1 werewolf, 2 v 1 w ?

oh lets just leave it

Where are the humans in this show? The humans seem to be a bunch of totally brainless fucks who knows about nothing and only cares about eating mcdonalds. There is so much of vampires and werewolves fighting all over the damn place, and the humans are like just some natives of planet EARTH, standing around eating popcorn and watching those freaks fight. The humans are totally being ignored in the story, only a few "great ones" are in the movie. The rest of the world is just sleeping around or flying kites. I mean, dont the humans still make up most of the population in the story ?

Only some of the few more wrinkled and old vampires can fly. So what can the majority of vampires in the show do ? suck blood. thats all. fucking disapointing. not much of super strength, practically nothing.

the werewolves can make themselves look even uglier than they already are.

( this is the part where the effects suck )

but there are some good things about the movie

KATE is bloody sexy

The fighting towards the end of the show were at least able to keep me awake

yup thats all.

you know whats the best part???

If i were not wrong, this movie is a trilogy

which means......

good fucking night

Yours super duper sexily,

SAGE

how about some new kind of superheroes ?

2006-02-27T02:07:00.000-08:00

yay yay yay

I was reading some spiderman comics the other day when i realised something.

spiderman? batman ? Dr octopus ? Penguin man ?

Why the fuck are almost half of the people in comics somewhat related to animals?

so i have decided to create some new superheroes that are totally original. Don't bother trying to think that my heroes suck, you know you lovethem.

PORNOMAN

Real name:Mr Tan ah guang son of horny men

Occupation:Erm.? Nothing ? All he does is surf the web

Age:unknown, but probably above 18

Favourite saying:I'm cumming

Superpowers: ability to look at the monitor for long periods of time without feeling tired. Can scroll the mouse cursor at superhuman speed. Can cum without using his hands. He defeats his enemies by showing them things that they dont want to see.

BOOKWORMAN

Real name: NER DICK (pronounced as nerd dick)

Occupation:student or professor, up to you

Age:fucking young and sexy

Favourite saying:none (because he fucking talks too much about things that people dont even care about)

Superpowers: Ability to read non-stop. He kills his enemies by telling them about really really really really really really really really really really really really irrelevant stuff until they finally decide to either turn over a new leaf or end their own pitiful lives. His hair is obviously ugly enough to kill too if you notice.

PARA PARA MAN

Real name: Lee ah Beng Beng

Occupation:Gangster, part time drug trafficker and begger

Age:Too young to smoke (I'm not telling you)

Favourite saying:FARGYU ("fuck you") All kinds of undecipherable hokkien/tamil/german/japanese vulgarities.

Superpowers:Draws his power from the chinese gangsters all around him. He can dance para para non-stop. He also scolds his opponents until they cry. He is powerful for no apparent reason. whatever.

okok

thats enough

why do you bother trying to read just about everything?

even

this

tiny and

meaningless words?

DUMBASS

still reading them aren't you?

the sage loves you and you know

life has been grabbing me by the nuts ( this is a game review )

2006-02-12T08:09:00.000-08:00

Its been three years since i last updated, I'm now bald and serving NS. not .

Anyway, nothing much has changed, the naked guy across my block is still naked and I am still trying to take a picture of him and sue him, or maybe sell it to some gay porn site for some money. Back to the topic.

"Life rocks" is a saying that is wrong and should never be used again.

It should be changed to "Life is rocks"

I see alot of similarites between life and rocks......

actually i dont but i dont care

Anyway here is a list of games that i think sucks.

(you dont have to know the games to understand what i'm saying)

If you enjoy playing them, maybe you're a vacuum cleaner, because you suck

Beyond the beyond, PS one- Like the name suggests, this game is beyond redemption, if you bought an original version of this game, your parents should disown you.

Gallop racer,ps one-Oh what the fuck can be more boring than a game about horse racing? I'd rather play scissors paper stone with myself.

choro Q racing whatever shit,ps one-Some really tiny and slow cars. Like racing games are not alreay boring.

Rugrats game,ps one-The 3d graphics is so colourful and shitty that it makes you want to shit,even watching repeats of the cartoon is less boring.

the incredible hulk ultimate destruction,ps2-hulk smash this game please

Predator concrete jungle,ps2- most movie-games are shit, but this is a bigger pile.

Some star wars game on the game boy advance- I have played better flash games, just how gay do you think the game can be?

Some games that rocks

Devil may cry, all the series PS2-this game is like the ultimate hack and slash. So much of violence that i could almost hear those demonic dumbass monsters screaming like sissies.

Pokemon gameboy-This game rocks for many reasons

1.Brock is sexy (in case you forgot, he is the leader of the first gym, his dick is called onyx)

2.Pikachu cant even clap with his hands because they are so far apart, let alone giving himself sexual pleasures

3.Even after evloving into raichu, it still cant clap his hand

4.erm. brock?

OK i'm too tired to write. i know this update is really gay. take care of the bear. bye

CNY = chinese new yuck

2006-01-28T05:24:00.000-08:00

wowowowow. First i shall explain the picture above in case you cannot understand chinese words or if you're impotent. If you're chinese and cannot understand this word, go celebrate some other festival you fucking traitor.

That huge word is pronounced as "FA" and the with the ck behind, the whole word is pronounced as FUCK.

Don't get the wrong idea, i don't hate chinese new year. Its just that i don't love it.

I loved CNY at first, it was somewhat like eating fried rice. Then, its like eating fried rice everyday for every meal. First you get a sore throat, then you start to vibrate crazily, and finally, you're pregnant.

Anyway, its starts to get really boring. Smiling at everybody that i see is not exactly a "fun"" activity to me, i mean i dont sell bubble tea, why do i have to smile? I can tell that some people really don't want to smile, because its like a bear is chewing on their ass when they give the fake smile crap. Oh please if you dont want to smile, then dont.

I mean tradition is not a bad thing, but some people do it like they're being forced to, it looks really ugly.

The best thing that ever happend to me was that i received an empty red packet. That feels great. ( I'm not being sarcastic you idiot ) At least that person is being honest that he dont want to give me money, because i have done nothing to deserve it. I dont see why i should get money for doing nothing at all.

what i love about the CNY

1.smiling at strangers

2.bakkua (dont really know how to say it in english, anyway the red bbq meat thingy )

3.travelling ALL THE FUCKING WAY to people's houses (I'm obviously lying)

4.The amount of people who are absurdly dressed, so red that i thought they are bleeding.

5.bakkua

6.bakkua

7.MORE people who are absurdly dressed

8.Chinese new year songs, because they put me into a state of paralysis

9.Laughing at people who are absurdly dressed

10.Seeing that some people still have to work on these days

11.The fact that Doraemon can take out so many things from his tiny stomach pocket.

As you can see, thats about the end of the list.

for people who are overly obsessed with this very red festival

happy new year. whatever

OH WTF ? You can't even use proverbs without embarassing yourself ?

2006-01-22T06:17:00.000-08:00

Time for me to share even more of my wisdom. You think you know proverbs?

YES. YOU DONT KNOW

Building castles in the air- Just try to imagine trying to build a castle in the air. After about 5 minutes of fruitless attempts, you should realise how fucking hard it is to build something in the air,compared to doing it on the ground. This is to describe how hard it is to achieve a certain goal.

Example: To eat dinner while watching porn is like building castles in the air.

Kill 2 birds with one stone- This is obviously used to show how much people may hate animals. This is the highest level of animal hating, anything higher would result in the zoo being bombed.

Example: John the asshole who hates animals killed 34 donkeys, his actions can only be described as killing 2 birds with one stone.

Let the sleeping dog lie- Yay! more anti-animal proverbs. To describe the further actions of animal hating. This is similar to killing 2 birds with one stone, only without the part with the bird and the stones. It means the same, to kill animals.

Example: After killing the the 34 donkeys, John still wouldn't let the sleeping dog lie, he killed it then hung it on the wall.

Chip off the old block-This proverb is extremely insulting.

1.Since the old block refers to your parents, the "chipping" part would mean hurting them. When someone says this to you, it means that they want to beat up your parents.

2.Calling your parents blocks definitely doesn't sound like a compliment if you ask me.

3.Chip sounds like cheap, which is bad

Example: The Gangster told nerdy neutron to give him all his money or he would chip off his old blocks.

A friend in need is a friend indeed-This is one of the most meaningless proverb there can ever be. If you used this in your compositions examinations, get ready to retake you exams because you're gonna fucking fail.

Its like saying "Crying is like weeping'', or "A blue sky is cerulean" Which means? Absoulutely nothing to the core of the homosexual shit. Lets move on before i smash something.

Curiosity killed the cat- Just when you think that there are no more anti-animal proverbs, here is one to brighten your day. Some people hate animals so much that they even tried to usethe power of curiosity to kill them. People are scary.

Example: John the boy who killed the 34 donkeys and the sleeping dog is using curiosity to kill the cat.

Early to bed and early to rise, make a man healthy, wealthy and wise- This proverb rhymes and sounds like an old man having diarrhoea. This is also a meaningless

proverb. Used to make the annoying kids go to bed early.

no example for this proverb because I fucking hate it

Love makes the world go round- This is not true and you know, if you have any science knowledge you'll know that this is total bullshit. This is another way oy saying that someone is lying

Example: Saying that boys are monkeys is like saying that loves makes the world go round.

If anyone tries to tell you that these meanings of proverbs are incorrect, he is either the devil or Hitler

"the sage loves you" (how gay)

Punctuations part.y ?

2006-01-17T03:16:00.000-08:00

Wow time to learn things you don't learn in school. Yes you will thank me, so lets cut the crap and move on

How to use the fullstop

Eat.fucking shit. - This means you eat, then you fuck shit

Eat fucking shit. - I have no idea how you're supposed to do this, talk about multi-tasking

Eat.Fucking.Shit - now this is the life of a healthy man. All 3 main aspects of life.

thats all fulks. Now lets

Eat.Fucking.Shit

What is life ?

2006-01-13T08:16:00.000-08:00

These images would enlighten you

(If they're too small for your dumb eyes, click on them to see the full-sized images)

" Basically life is like playing pokemon without the pokemons "

So you are this idiot who walks all over the damn place, not knowing what to do. (Oh by the way i think jigglypuff looks like fuck, anyway, back to the topic )

Erm so you ask " So what am i supposed to do ?"

Here goes

First, I'll show you a typical job interview to direct you to a brighter future. Oh, when i mean brighter future, that refers to the size of your working desk/cubicle/prison cell, and you will still be working for the impotent nearly bald retard. Hooray !

Interviewer says: Erm so what qualifications do you have?

Imbecile being interviewed says: I can do A mathematics and I have memorized the whole damn periodic table which is ultimately meaningless.

Interviewer pretends to be contemplating, then says: Looks like we could use a talent like you.

Thats it ! Simple Isn't it ?

Now that you've got the job, nobody really cares if you are playing F.E.AR. on your computer instead of doing any real work. Congratulations ! You are now part of the "we pretend to be working" class of people.

Ok thats all for now fulks

(fulks is a word invented by me.)

( folks + fucks = fulks )

Sexual Education part1

2006-01-07T21:27:00.000-08:00

This post will save alot of innocent and meaningless lives. trust me .

First of all, there are some rules that are to be strictly followed

rule 1. If either you or your sexual partner/partners is/are bleeding during the process of creating more people, clean up the blood stains and pretend nothing has happened, if the situation is tense, try humming "larger than life" by the backstreet boys

rule 2. Do not ask irrelevant questions during sex. Example, "Is breakfast ready?", "Did you smell something ? "Did you play devil may cry 3?"etc

rule 3. Try to avoid funny costumes just for satisfying fetishes. Example "Astronaut suits, Mascots, Armors,Gundam suits or whatever does dumb fuck robots are called"etc

rule 4. Never have sex with your clothes on (you can try)

rule 5. Make sure you know who/what you're having sex with, to avoid disasters, try not to have sex in the dark.

rule 6. Sex toys are sex toys, just because theres a hole on the object doesnt mean its a sex toy. Do not try absurd objects just to prove one's courage. Example "sharpener, bananas, handphones, mentos, dictionaries"etc

rule 7. Make suitable "oh i'm orgasming sounds/i am enjoying it thank you " sounds that you think your partner might like to hear. Example "barking"
"whining" "screaming" "sound of toilet flushing" etc

rule 8. Do not answer phone calls. I mean, are you like fucking dumb or suffering from (HI MY IQ IS LOWER THAN 30) disease??? Why choose a phone call over sexual pleasure ? Maybe its just your boss trying to tell you that you're fired

rule 9. Do not play stupidly mood destroying music at the background. Example "I'm just a kid"by simple plan "smooth criminal" by michael jackson.

With these helpful rules, i wish that the event of increasing world population can be done without too much bloodshed.

Now say thank you to SAGE for sharing his wisdom thank you and fuck off

What is a "Lemon Party?"

2006-01-07T18:23:00.000-08:00

(no spoilers, so if you really want to visit, click on the link on the right)

One of the greatest site that ever existed. Here are some comments by the people who have entered. Its definitely OBSCENE dont say i didnt warn you

"ASTONISHING..."

"You're not human if you miss this "

"On par with the Lord of the rings"

"WOW!"

welcome or fuck off ?

2006-01-06T20:46:00.000-08:00

If you're looking for scantily dressed sluts with many photos of themselves , please leave

If you're looking for some emo diaries of people who are contemplating suicide , please leave

If your're looking for free online flash games that can waste about 1/3 of your meaningless life, please leave

(by the way you can address me as sage, or you can just go kill yourslef with a 2B pencil)

If you dont fall into any of the above categories of human scum , welcome

I am wise and you can kiss my ass.